{"id":2731,"date":"2017-03-15T12:53:56","date_gmt":"2017-03-15T16:53:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ethnojunkie.com\/?p=2731"},"modified":"2019-09-20T16:39:05","modified_gmt":"2019-09-20T20:39:05","slug":"coming-attractions-gourmanoff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ethnojunkie.com\/?p=2731","title":{"rendered":"Coming Attractions: Gourmanoff"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Brooklyn\u2019s Brighton Beach neighborhood, affectionately known as Little Odessa, is a gastronomic jubilee of Russian, Ukrainian, Georgian, and other Former Soviet Union culinary delights with a touch of Turkish and a wee bit of Uyghur blended in for good measure. (As a matter of fact, if memory serves, there had been a market there years ago that bore the name \u201cGastronom Jubilee\u201d.)<\/p>\n

On a recent food tour along Brighton Beach Avenue, the main drag and principle eatery artery of the community, my band of adventurous epicures was a little surprised when we stopped at the venue depicted here. Cultural arenas don\u2019t usually make it into the itineraries of my ethnojunkets \u2013 we\u2019re more about global food than local sightseeing \u2013 so why have we stopped at what appeared to be a theater, replete with ticket booth, artificial frondescence, and statuary? Posters and digital videos heralding forthcoming entertainment in diverse variety from movies and stage shows to dance and musical performances and even a \u201cWorld Famous Comedy Pet Show\u201d confirmed the nature of the site. And indeed, Master Theater, formerly the Millennium, is just upstairs and is home to all of the above. But our spotlight was on Russian food, so it was the orchestra level that would be our focus that day.<\/p>\n

Deftly sidestepping the \u201cif music be the food of love\u201d play on words (see what I did there?), I escorted my curious group into the capacious expanse now known as Gourmanoff, a dazzling upscale supermarket brimming with smoked fish and meats, cheeses, organic produce, baked goods, and a myriad of Russian products along with an extensive array of tempting prepared food.<\/p>\n

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Since everyone seemed so impressed with this theatrical display of culinary opulence, I thought I\u2019d share a bit of the spectacle with you \u2013 sort of a Sneak Preview (if I may extend the cinema metaphor) of my Brighton Beach ethnojunkets. Shown here are just a few of the tidbits I picked up from the dumpling-ish section in the prepared food bar. At the top, hailing from Azerbaijan, there\u2019s kutaby<\/em>, a tortilla-like pancake filled with ground lamb and luscious seasonings, folded in half and griddled, and an object of universal culinary lust for anyone whose lips have ever caressed it. Just below that are Russian pelmeni<\/em> and Ukrainian vareniki<\/em> to the left, delicious dumplings that are probably familiar to you. (And if they\u2019re not, you need to sign up for this ethnojunket!) Below those are Uzbek manti<\/em>, lamb on the left (the best I\u2019ve ever tasted, and that\u2019s saying something since my bathroom scale and I lost track years ago of just how many I\u2019ve consumed) and pumpkin on the right.<\/p>\n

And then there\u2019s that rolled up thing just above the pumpkin manti. The sign said Russian sushi, but I wasn\u2019t convinced; needless to say, I had to buy one. Here\u2019s a photo of it unrolled and deconstructed. A blini<\/em> (Russian cr\u00eape) had been substituted for the nori<\/em> (seaweed) wrapper that\u2019s common in Japanese maki sushi<\/em>; it was spread with cream cheese and filled with raw salmon, kani<\/em> (imitation crabmeat), and cucumber skin. It was cute and a little cheeky, but not the tastiest of their offerings. (But no spoiler alert here because whenever I\u2019ve visited, everything was incredibly fresh. <groan>)<\/p>\n

We do hit other markets as well as we eat our way through Brighton Beach Avenue; some are similar to Gourmanoff (though not as ostentatious), but each has its own standouts that we sample along the way: the tongue salad at Brighton Bazaar is fantastic (don\u2019t knock it till you\u2019ve tried it) and their eggplant salads are not to be missed. Georgian breads from Berikoni are mind-blowingly delicious as well.<\/p>\n

But this is intended to be a Coming Attraction, just a teaser about what you\u2019ll experience along a Brighton Beach ethnojunket! When will the next one happen? Well, when the temperature in Brooklyn\u2019s Little Odessa is more like Ukraine\u2019s actual Odessa \u2013 a tourist destination with a subtropical climate \u2013 and less like Siberia! So to extend the movie metaphor one more time, think of this post as a cliffhanger \u2013 and my promise that when you join us, you won\u2019t leave hungry, and you will leave happy!<\/p>\n

 
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It’s a Russian theater! It’s a Russian supermarket! They’re both right! For a sneak preview of an upcoming ethnojunket to Brooklyn’s Little Odessa, check out “Coming Attractions: Gourmanoff”! Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3336,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,18,7],"tags":[17],"class_list":["post-2731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ethnojunkets","category-shopping","category-stories","tag-russian"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ethnojunkie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ethnojunkie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ethnojunkie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ethnojunkie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3336"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ethnojunkie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2731"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/ethnojunkie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9839,"href":"https:\/\/ethnojunkie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2731\/revisions\/9839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ethnojunkie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ethnojunkie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ethnojunkie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}